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3 million cable subscribers *still* without Fox

Fox, Cablevision Dispute Stretches Into Day 5 Once again, the gods have smiled upon us, and we are blessed by the bad fortune and shortsightedness of our enemies. We have dispatched our PR staff to alert the media in New York about a new technology called an antenna which allows viewers to watch the Playoffs in High […]

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Do You Subscribe From the Legion of Doom?

Deep in a murky swamp, the newly formed Legion of Doom meets to discuss their plans to take over the world and snuff out all that is good. Lead by “Lex Time Warner Luthor”, this evil group is meeting to provide “a voice for the TV viewer.” Their idea is to combine forces against a […]

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Cable Got Your Tongue?

Do you remember Miss Teen South Carolina trying to answer that question about maps in 2007? Yes, it was painful, but it seems that Comcast CEO Brian Roberts might have watched that interview one too many times. Last week, Roberts was interviewed at the National Cable & Telecommunications convention in Los Angeles and from the […]